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Viva la heterosexual
for he can do no wrong
to him he has no conscience
where ever he lays his schlong

the poor girls just want marriage
he just wants to get laid
this leads to some confusion
every time he swings his spade

perhaps there should be laws
to protect the poor girls hearts
from the packs of heterosexuals
hunting them down in bars

or perhaps a small disclaimer
tattooed on his head
"I'm to young to get married
I just want to see your bed"

 

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